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Skinny Chicken

Reference by a retailer or landlord (especially by landlords!) to a person who is chronically impoverished, problematic to deal with, and is considered to be worth little or nothing to the business; usually this person presents a LOSS to a landlord or retailer.

Retail: This is someone who is poor but incredibly demanding and time-consuming customer who doesn't want to pay and/or haggles a lot. Refers to a customer who buys things that are the loss-leaders or hangs out soaking staff for time and effort and ends up trying to cadge unauthorized discounts.

Landlords: A tenant who is full of problems and requires a lot of effort or rescheduling to collect rent from. Refers especially to those who are struggling to make ends meet, and is used as an insult. This is the tenant who bounces from eviction to eviction, paying only what is required to get in the door and then does not pay until evicted.
"Don't waste your time offering him a coupon; that skinny chicken wants everything cheap.
"I will be taking that skinny chicken to eviction court next week, ugh, so sick of them stealing time."
by raeb3 August 31, 2017
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Skinny-fat

Being really skinny but living of unhealthy food.
Skinny-fat people are literally my enemies. I envy their powers.
by Steve5214 June 25, 2016
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Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
That Skinny Johnny had my head going!
by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021
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Skinny Malinx

See that skinny girl over there?...she's a skinny Malinx!
by Manic Manda October 2, 2016
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skinny lettuce

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.
Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014
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skinny binny

Bubba was a little skinny binny
by .Venom. October 22, 2018
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Night Skinny

When the moon hasn’t eaten all day. most commonly occurs in the beginning of the lunar phase when the moon is in a crescent shape.
Look at how night skinny the moon is
Wow she’s really good!
by clown socks June 13, 2021
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