need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky

Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates

by poochiegown March 9, 2022

skate park reject

Someone who tries too hard, either at flirting, being edgy, or being athletic, especially a male. Generally derogatory.

"What is wrong with all you skate park rejects?"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"

by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024

Skating fingers

When you go skating and the cartilage in your fingers start to harden.

Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.

by alicepancakes February 10, 2019

skate wilson

Skate Wilson is a great man who skated this earth and now he has the chance to skate as hard as he skates yo mom

Friend: you know skate Wilson

Other Friend: no why

Friend: he’s a great kid lol xd

by Hahaha loooll xxxxdddeezz nuts August 31, 2018

Crispy Skates

Very Quick, Very Agile Skaters who make nifty moves and always fin.

Jordan Eberle has crispy skates.

by Durant35 November 1, 2012

Ice skating

The action of fucking someone for their fame.

This girl’s ice skating.

by Max_L June 14, 2018

Skate bird

A masterpiece of a game and should be treated like it

SKATE BIRD IS THE BEST GAME EVER I LITERALLY SPENT MY ENTIRE YEAR PLAYING THIS MASTERPIECE

by Skatebirder April 17, 2022