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senioritis

An academic and physical malaise that afflicts high school seniors that begins in May and lasts until graduation once they have been accepted into college or univeristy.
Grade 12 fatigue, academic illness, school sickness high school blues
Jennifer's senioritis was so advanced that she was never able to attend any morning classes in the spring of 2008 as she slept away her mornings.
by zuker May 22, 2008
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Senioritis

Something commonly found in high school seniors, that ive had since freshman year.
Senior: Dude your a sophomore?
Me: Yeah.
Senior: I had no clue, you have major senioritis.
Me: Man ive had that since i got here
by Por Que!!!!!!!!!!! June 28, 2011
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Senior Discount

The act of inserting semen into a victims ear, then packing it with pubic hairs.

This can also be done in one's nose.
"Dude! Lets give A. Leu a senior discount. He's passed out!"
by Eby November 20, 2006
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Senior Crazy Legs

(n.) any person who exhibits strange behavior with their legs (i.e. any squiggling and/or noodle-like motions) may be deemed as Senior Crazy Legs. Pronounced "sen-YOUR", as in Spanish.
That chick on the dance floor was a Senior Crazy Legs! She had some wild moves.
by ipwns00pern00bs September 4, 2007
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Senioritis

(noun)- a mental condition that affects both the frontal and temporal lobes of the human brain, causing interferences with primary brain functions such as the regulation of consciousness, capacity for learning, production of dopamine, memory formation and recollection of data

Side effects may include, but are not limited to hypersomnia, academic amnesia, chronic apathy, Taco Bell, tardiness, temporary illiteracy, Netflixophilia and spending more time trying to produce a clever Facebook status than working on homework assignments

Ask your doctor to tell your professor how Senioritis is affecting you today.
I got my major in procrastination. #senioritis
by tacohell April 21, 2014
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Senior Hallway

by ThomasJefferson69 March 12, 2019
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kelmscott senior high school

A school where every second student is on drugs. Kelmscott senior high school is where you can probably ask anyone for weed and get some (it will be laced with something). Although they like to pride themselves on the good ATAR scores every year with the "wE ArE bETEr ThAN ApPLEcRoSs!!!!" excuse (they're not). The weed is shit. You'd expect nothing less in the city of Armadale. Pure methhead goodness.
Person 1: that twelve year old looks like he is on seventeen different types of drugs.
Person 2: he must go to kelmscott senior high school
by extrememastubater4000 May 29, 2019
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