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Single's day

All boys who are single go up to a girl that is single and say happy single's day ask them out on a date (your paying) and you might find the love of your life
Olivia happy single's day would you like to go on a date with me, Sure Andrew.
by Teen shizz August 30, 2019
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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
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single

Adjective:
1. Indicates that something is one, as opposed to two or more. Contrasts with double, triple.
2. Not currently in a relationship

Noun:
1. Something that is only one, as opposed to two or more.
2. A person who is not currently in a relationship.
3. A room, as in a college, for one person.
4. The standard, 4-panel mode in DDR.

Verb:

1. To isolate. Used in the expression "to single out."
I'll have a single scoop of ice cream.
by Dellsareslow October 11, 2012
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Single wife

Girl who acts single but is married
Ex. A girl who is single but married but she fucks around is a single wife
by Yoitskay March 12, 2017
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single handily

How a person who has an IQ under 70 says "single-handedly".
Trump single handily Made America Great Again.

AOC has the nerve to want healthcare for all, a greener future for our kids, and a living wage for everyone which is something the Americans are too intelligent to go for, she has single handily put an end to all "dumb blonde" jokes.
by KD121 September 22, 2020
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cold singles

When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.
I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!
by Ross Olson March 10, 2008
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singleplayer

A person who drinks alcohol, smoke weed or using drugs alone.
Lukas is a great example of singleplayer. Yesterday, he did whole bottle of vodka alone.
by Peter Sivacek April 22, 2008
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