Schlunker

Also known as being rawesome.

Someone extraordinarily cool, especially used

Originated from the word Shclunky.

"Hey dude can I borrow 20 bucks, i'll pay you back"

"Sure, don't worry about paying me back, consider it an act of kindness"

"Thanks man, you're a real schlunker"

by ChAluPaChOmPeR December 27, 2023

Shlink

A penis that is covered in warts and gross looking.

Ew that guy Tyler has such a shlink, it hurts to look at!

by CoolRanchLover16 January 6, 2024

Shvunk

Shvunk is a term to describe something in a festy matter. Usually used to describe liquid material.

Person 1 "My mate Zac Boner chugged a whole litre of shvunk water with some smegma in it.
Person 2 "I am surprised it wasn't one of them lugnutes."
Person 1 "I'm going to kill twenty homeless people in Norway in the city of Horten."

by skibidifanumtax October 29, 2024

shmunkler

shmunkler - a person you highly regard such as a close friend or significant other

you shmunkler, go drink water and take some ibuprofen

by drus123 November 26, 2024

Slunker

Alternative meaning to CUNT

What an absolute slunker

by RPCBBL July 24, 2024

Shlonkers

When a oversized or overly large appearing pair of footwear such gym shoes are clearly bigger than the wearer’s feet but still fit the wearers feet.

Bro pulled up wearing them Amazon shlonkers to school in his shorts with them skinny ass ankles exposed. My boi lookin like a tictac with shaq’s shoes.

by Mr.KrabbzKachow July 24, 2024

Shlonk it silly style

To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person

Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”

Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”

by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024