Shitter Net: A term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.
Fred: Man I've been try upload these photo's to my new website. And it's moving real slow?
Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.
Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.
by v83image February 14, 2012

During games such as Left4Dead2 there comes a time when hiding in a porta potty becomes a final option to staying alive longer. The shitter shield can provide both safety and relief from many infected attacks such as incoming cars, logs, and dumpster bins. If the shitter door remains intact you are protected from bile, acid spit, and many claw type attacks.
by H@v0c May 13, 2011

This is when someone says they'll shit on your chest, but they just squat over you and fart for ten minutes.
by mjisapedo October 22, 2010

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

by craper January 30, 2014

"Dude, stop time shitting! You're supposed to be studying!"
"Spending time on the the b9 board is not time shitting! And look at you. You're the time shitter, playing games all day. At least i am laughing my ass away."
"Spending time on the the b9 board is not time shitting! And look at you. You're the time shitter, playing games all day. At least i am laughing my ass away."
by los urbanos December 9, 2009

by Shady Shitter July 4, 2022
