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Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".
"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"
by jadedkitty July 19, 2016
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shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular
by Getsit June 26, 2017
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Shirt-bomb

The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
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vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.
Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?
by Kavanor June 9, 2021
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Shirt h

A new spelling for shithead, it is commonly used by Ryan's with colored hair
by CherryRayRay October 28, 2019
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Shirt tailing

Admiring someone so much that you fully imitate the persons style, talk, way of being.(cloning the person)
Son says to mom; Have you noticed travie shirt tailing me.
by Taylor Alan Moe March 16, 2021
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cherry shirt

When a woman uses your shirt like a tampon
"I was out of tampons so I just made a cherry shirt."
by Karnaca April 18, 2014
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