Shiftless Snork

A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.

You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by hotwings25 May 8, 2013

shift your ass

Move quickly
Don't take a long time

Shift your ass Sheila we have dinner at 8.

by 08kobe24 February 25, 2017

shifty eyed hebe

Derogatory term for an Asian jew

Shush you shifty eyed hebe

by Sed Rezis November 9, 2017

slut shift

working 9-4 at the corner tavern.

Chimona: shit i have to do a double tomorrow.

Dan: Yea man, i will see you there. I have to work a slut shift.

by henry bobo May 23, 2010

zombie shift

Working the late or closing shift, only to have the opening shift the next day.

I worked until 10pm last night and have to come in tomorrow at 7:15am. I Got the Zombie shift again. "Zombie shift"

by Lunch-box January 19, 2014

ctrl-shift-esc

opens task manager on Windows operating systems

guy1: "I'm gonna open up task manager and close it"
guy1: *searches task manager*
guy2: "dude just ctrl-shift-esc"

by DaB0ssK1d June 5, 2018

Monette Shift

Working a shift consisting of 5 hours or less as a full time retail associate

“Hey man, did you see the schedule? I have a Monette shift today.”

by Mr. Zoidberg October 27, 2018