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Penis-Shank

(v) When one stabs repeatedly with one's penis until bleeding occurs. To penis-shank.

(n) That with which one penis-shanks.
I penis-shanked that ho and never checked to see if she made it home alive.

Johnny woke up the next morning, but the random girl he had penis-shanked the night before was gone. Fortunately, it hadn't rained yet and he was able to track her down.

Susie: I'm so horny.
Bobby: Should I sharpen my penis-shank?
by Mickey's Revenge1 November 15, 2009
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shank a hoe

The art of using a sharpened tool to slit the neck of a person you hate, sharpened tools can range from knifes to sharpened toothbrushs.
Billy hated Joe, so while they were in jail Billy sharpened his tooth brush and went to shank a hoe. Later that day Joe was found dead at the foot of his cell bed
by mjbeck92 January 7, 2008
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pork shank

Bald, rotund midlevel manager working in a software company who believes he is witty and influential. This person is perceived as a clown by those around him.
Glenn, your manager is such a pork shank
by Matha612 April 1, 2006
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Micheal Shanks

A very hot actor who plays Dr. Danny Jackson on Stargate SG-1. He Has brown hair and blue eyes. He broke every single women's heart when he married Lexa Doig. He is by far one of the sexiest men alive and is very talented.
Lexa should be killed and Micheal should be freed.

I love you Micheal!!!

Never under any circumstances grow facial hair!!!
by DannysBitch August 9, 2005
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Kuta Shank

To describe someone anesthetically pleasing
"Did you see Alexsandra? Shes kuta shank!"
by eski4893028 January 5, 2009
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shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
by shnookers May 20, 2008
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Ror-shank

The act of enacting an extremely excessive, violent and unpleasant form of vigilante justice on someone; a la Rorschach from The Watchmen.
Yeah, I saw that guy trying to steal money from the clerk at the store. I grabbed a bottle, smashed him over the head and used the glass to slash the bastard's face. I Ror-shanked the sucker!
by CalDude JR June 1, 2010
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