Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023

team shaft

A group a people who form a team whom each individual pulls double digits.

Damn Nate is part of team shaft

by FoutMastaFlash October 22, 2003

safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.

Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!

by Christinesavoie June 29, 2019

Snifty Shafts

When you rub your fingers up and down your ass crack and sniff them.

Just when my girl got done eating my ass she pulled a Snifty Shafts on me and that caught me offguard.

by Bbboseph February 17, 2019

Shaft

another name for a man's penis

My daddy has a really thick shaft

by fggfiwugfegofgw November 15, 2018

I've been shafted

When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it

"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana

by Bigcock15inches September 2, 2022

Shaft

The underside of a man's erect genitalia.

The shaft was the hardest part of his erect penis.

by Classifiedbunnycop July 28, 2016