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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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Verbal 69 Session

Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.
If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."
by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
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coco session

A term used by those working in dementia wards, apparently to refer to wild sex
Brit: "A coco session soon would do me good ;)"

Michael: "Geez Brit you didn't have to get so graphic!"
by werrd. July 23, 2020
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girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone
Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."
by apIistia January 5, 2023
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solo-session

To smoke by yourself
Mike: Damn, Kenny is solo-session tonight.

Jimmy : Darn it! He never invites us.
by Munck1n. August 31, 2021
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doink session with the boys

Jack: Tryna have a doink session with the boys
Max: Bet what time is the session

Jack: 6pm my place
by Downey day we July 18, 2023
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