Second Hand Period

Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.

"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."

"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."

"A, what?"

"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."

"Damn, so that's what it is...."

"Ya bro, scary shit..."

by GnarGnar47 May 16, 2013

Second degree virgin

A boy or girl who lost his virginity but then ceases to receive any type of sexual activity after that. Not to be confused with a first degree virgin who has never lost their virginity.

Guy: Is Tim a virgin?
Guy2: No, hes a second degree virgin
Guy: O, so he lost his virginity years ago but hasn't got laid since?
Guy2: Yes
Guy: Sad :(

by ATD69 November 12, 2013

Second Hand Dick Breath

When you share saliva though sharing a drink, kissing, licking etc. With one of the persons sucking dick earlier passing that dick breath to the other person causing second hand dick breath.

John: Me and my mom used to share drinks together when we were little.
Jace: You know your mom used to suck a lot of dick right? That means you have second hand dick breath.

by YourBoiSkinyPenis October 22, 2016

Sekon desu nattsu

A phrase used by horny Japanese men. It has an American counterpart called “Suck on deez nuts”.

Japanese men usually say this while teasing their waifus, in hopes that they do suck their nuts. Usually, if their waifu responds, the phrase is followed by another phrase, “sekkon yo nattsu”.

Koroshinsou: Bby girl wanna “sekon desu nattsu”?
Shineba: Ara ara, I sense a horny man. I’d be willing to “sekkon yo nattsu”.

by Asenshohima November 4, 2022

post season depression

The feeling of loss that comes after watching the last available episode of a television show.

"Are you ok?"

"No. I just finished the last episode of Mad Men, and I'm suffering from post season depression...you haven't seen it you wouldn't understand."

by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

Poon Season

Any season in which you will be in an environment with many horny women. This is often caused by the holiday season when girls feel lonley and its cold outside so they need an extra body for warmth.

Ethan how excited are you for poon season! Who knows the next time we will have this opportunity.

by Bigdaddy69 December 29, 2012

nanolympic second

nanolympic second (noun): the irrationally and unreasonably short period of time in which a casual or even first-time observer of obscure Olympic sports will become convinced that he or she has mastered the subtle nuances and intricacies of the sport to the point where he or she believes to be able to speak authoritatively about said sport.

Jane: Ooooh, that form break on her inward two and a half is probably going to cost our diver a medal.

Fred: Well, it seems it’s to have only taken you all of a nanolympic second to become a preeminent authority on diving, which is pretty amazing since you haven’t seen someone so much as fall into a pool in your entire life.

by grynch22 August 8, 2012