scrape-rape

Scrape-raping is a term for stoners that steal marijuana resin from your smoking devices. For example, if you have a deadbeat roommate that doesn't work and you come home from a 14 hour shift at Costco, only to find your double-bubbler has trenches cut into its resin.

Joseph: Was Frank here? Because someone fucking scrape-raped my pipe!
Dennis: So what? Just buy more weed.
Joseph: I don't have any money and I was saving that to resin hit! I'm going to stab that asshole.
Dennis: I thought stoners were supposed to be non-violent.

by Andre Delunula January 22, 2014

Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.

The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

scrape the bird

Similar to "Choke Your Chicken". Scrape the Bird is to masturbate without any lube.

I was so turned on, I had to go home and scrape the bird.

by LeDarke November 16, 2017

scraping at the door

The feeling one gets when a bowel movement is rapidly approaching the exit-- a line adapted from the film Ghost Rider: Sprit of Vengeance where Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) describes his Ghost Rider alter-ego as "scraping at the door."

"Can you hurry up? I need the bathroom, it's scraping at the door!"

by headfangs April 25, 2019

scraping for dimes

describing someone who is low-income or living in poverty

Homeless people in Arkansas can be seen scraping for dimes when money is low.

by HerbJones September 16, 2023

colon-scraping

verb: the act of having anal intercourse; see also n. colon-scraper; related-words poopdick

Dude, I'm going on a date with this CK1 tassle tonite... I think I'll be colon-scraping until dawn!

by pigglywiggly March 14, 2008

tape scraper

A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.

Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.

by hobrarian October 26, 2008