Schmuffled

when something isnt sitting right or when something looks out of place.
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed

"my hair is all schmuffled today"

to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"

"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "

by xx_jadore_dior August 1, 2013

scruff a munch

(verb) To obtain a meal at a friend's home, as an uninvited guest.

I got here as fast as I could, dude, but I didn't have time to eat any lunch. Do you mind if I scruff a munch?

by bobistheowl November 19, 2013

scuffin

The lovechild between a fluffy muffin and a scone.

"This scuffin is so good, can I have this every morning?"

by PimpstressMI October 2, 2014

Schmuffles

Big squishy hugs.

I love you so much. Come here and let me give you some schmuffles.

Aw, did you have a nightmare? Don't worry, schmuffles will make you feel better.

by Schmufflestein August 17, 2015

Scruffulupagus

One having a lot of scruffy hair growth and in need of a shave. One day's worth of growth, but less than a beard.

1. man with five o'clock shadow but especially the next following morning
2. woman who fails to shave her legs for a couple of days

guy to his gal: "Good morning sweetheart"
gal by to her guy: "Well good morning to you too, Scruffulupagus."

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015

scruffy taco

A drive thru order straight from taco bell containing hairy vagina lips

I couldnt get enough of that scruffy taco, so I ordered a dozen.

by smegmasam May 7, 2016

scruffy sack

When you balls look like a raised up gorilla and they smell like swet and shit

This kid named Jeff looks like a scruffy sack

by JefferyN h8er October 6, 2016