saggy titty theory

The saggy titty theory Is the correlation between a females (or male if ur into fat fucks) saggy breasts and horrible blow jobs. Nothing ruins a blowjob more than looking down and seeing her tits touch the floor because the are saggy.

The saggy titty theory is so true! My dick went limp as soon as i saw those nasty repulsive saggy tits!

by black dick whisperer December 21, 2017

saggy shorts

when you take a large shit on a girls freshly shaved pussy and then proceed to put her underwear on over your steaming load. the woman now stands up and you can see her "shorts" sag. it is now costumary to kick the woman repeatedly in the crotch to try and induce any bleeding or extra secretion of fluid

damn i been havin dis reel runny shit so i decide to geeve me bitch da saggy shorts. her crotch bleed and me get very happy

by t-rokd June 7, 2009

wonk saggin

1. when the balls on a man sag down

Yo my wonk saggin down to me knees!!!

by franke April 3, 2006

saggy tore ass

1. a vulgar pun of "Saggitarius"

Jon was born on December 6th, he's a Saggy Tore Ass.

by nihilistdom October 22, 2009

saggybaggy

an old evil woman usaly used by skaters

"dude saggybaggy called the cops on us for skating"

by Malachi Frey November 25, 2007

Saggard

the combination of the words "sappy" and "haggard"; usually used in the context meaning someone is doing something socially unacceptable within a friend-group.

Eric is one saggard dude.

by RighetousN00b March 11, 2009

Saggy bagel

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.

Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-

by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011