The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.
Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006
Get the Rusty Piratemug. Anal fisting with a sock on the hand. Once the hand is inserted, a tiny puppet play is performed in the fistee's colon. The besocked hand is then extracted and the fistee is punched in the mouth with the fouled sock-fist.
by Rusty Columbus July 4, 2008
Get the rusty puppetmug. by Schek November 6, 2009
Get the Rusty Barfieldmug. when a girls vagina hasn't been washed or just isnt clean. it is a distinct smell that any guy (or girl) can point out. Mostly noticeable the day after sex or after a day of not showering.
by Kalliopi Smith December 23, 2010
Get the rusty moneymug. "tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
by jd March 31, 2004
Get the rusty trombonemug. by does it matter? my prom sucked May 5, 2006
Get the rusty trombonemug. A sexual act in which a woman, during her period, inserts a ping pong ball into her vagina. She then, using muscle contractions, pops the ball out, hopefully causing it to fly some distance.
"Dude, my grandma can rusty cannonball farther than you can throw a football"
"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"
"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"
by Kirkus Jones December 13, 2008
Get the rusty cannonballmug.