Russel Crowed

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

by JRM065 January 7, 2015

Fredericton Russel (F.R)

For the person that is plainly a fucking retard, A.K.A (F.R). And for a less crude way, Fredericton Russell.

Pedro's new name is Fredericton Russel (F.R)

by natedog123456662211 December 2, 2013

throbbing russell

A vitamin and mineral enriched concentrated scotch filled gel-cap one a day vitamin for men that makes cum smell and taste like chocolate while getting you drunk at the same time. Also leaves your breath smelling fresh.

I take a throbbing Russell once a day for health.

by MattLikesScotch December 7, 2013

mckenna russell

Sexiest motherfucking gnome there ever was

That's one hot mckenna russell, I'd like to stick her in my lawn.

by Macdaddydaddy December 11, 2016

green russell

Man eats a green apple when a women performs oral intercourse with pop rocks in her mouth

Yo, I got green russelled last noght.

by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016

Russel

The dude with the big forehead and wears a champion shirt in picture day and was forced to smile.His sexuality is apparently a potato.He likes to become a helicopter in fortnite

Ayo it’s Russel’s curly head ass.

by I go to Ebola skool October 10, 2018

Charlotte Russell

Charlotte Russell is a full time, pregnant mother to Jack Rorke, her son and dad. She's always a bitch to her son, but it's fine it's whatever. She is a cool JUUL mum, who takes her loving son everywhere.

Wait, Charlotte Russell? Like the whore down the street?

by lillenny2.0 December 17, 2018