rumproast

the act of putting your hands on your hips and swinging your pelvis in a circular motion while saying rumproast repetitivly. Its a dance. For your friends only dont do this in public.

do the rumproast do the rumproast, upps there is a person watching us shut it down boys!!!!

by miss juice box friends May 20, 2012

remorsea

Moral anguish characterized by an urge to vomit.

Remember those pictures your ex-girlfriend took? It's that feeling you get when you find them...online.

by quolo November 18, 2003

Rukorogneo

An evil undead warlock with a strong compassion for the ugly snake feeders, known as mice and rats. Also known as the Rat King.

Donatello: "Cute little mouse"
Leonardo: "Yeah okay Rukorogneo.."
Donatello: "How dare you refer to me as that slime ball?"
Master Splinter: "Enough, both of you! We must stop this new threat at once."

by Fifth Turtle October 21, 2007

Viagra Remorse

Viagra Remorse: When you take a Viagra in hopes of having hot sex, and a minute later something gets in the way (boyfriend, lover, room mate, relatives, work, ugly mis-matched-craigslist tricks, or you) that ruins; either intentional or unintentionaly , bumpin’ uglies. Then you have a boner for the evening and can’t/won’t do anything to relieve oneself. Then getting mad at wasting your last black market pill on such a undertaking.

A: Hey baby, I just popped my last little blue daddies’ lil’helper, so you are in trouble when you get here!

B: Didn’t you get my text? I told you that I had to get my boil lanced and she gave me something for that yeast infection.

A: Um...rigghhht, listen I think Im gonna sit this one out. (Sigh, Viagra Remorse again)

C: {libido} (sigh)

by gretel666 July 20, 2010

rumours

...... WTF the fuck? who doesn't know what rumours means?

god rumours is an awful cunt

see also mullins

by youdontknowme December 2, 2004

Mac Rumors

False accusations against Macintosh and Apple that uneducated windows users tell to other computer illiterate in efforts to prevent Macintosh from gaining more market share. These things are also said to make Mac users feel dumb, stupid, bad, or snobby. These rumors include but are not limited to:

Macintosh is overpriced/expensive
Macintosh is not compatible with anything that Apple didn't make.
Macintosh computers cannot run games.
Macintosh is less secure.
Macintosh locks you in to using only Apple products
Macintosh does not have any good programs.

None of these rumors are true, and all can be disproved with just a little research. Still, most computer users are too illiterate or stupid to figure anything out for themselves. These users make up 70% of Windows users who are only looking for a cheap computer, resulting in unfair game for Microshit.

Guy1: Once I stopped listening to all the Mac rumors and bought one for myself, I was the happiest computer user on earth.

Guy2: I told you that your other friends have no idea what they're talking about.

Guy1: I know. Thank you so much, I'll never put up with Microshit again.

by KT JDDD January 23, 2011

rumoke

A alcholic beverage with a mixture of rum and coke.

"Hey Bartender, hook me up with a rumoke on the rocks."
"What the fuck did you say?"
"A rumoke.."
*Friends laughing in background
"Uhh.. i just want a rum and coke"

by James Mack March 18, 2005