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Non-romantic situationship

Definition:
A complex, emotionally enmeshed connection between two people who used to date, kind of still do emotionally, but now insist they’re “just friends” while continuing to talk for hours, share intimate life details, flirt occasionally, and confuse everyone in their lives including themselves.

Origin:
Usually evolves after a romantic breakup that failed to properly detach due to leftover fondness, emotional codependency, or an unwillingness to lose access to the only person who truly gets your weird jokes and trauma responses.
- “He’s not my boyfriend—he’s my non-romantic situationship. We only talk every day, share pet custody, and make each other jealous. Totally casual.”
by BeHumanOutLoud May 13, 2025
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Homeless Romantic

A person, typically male, who uses love bombing to secure a place to live on short notice.

See also: hobosexual, love train rider
Steve finessed his way into Sheila’s house for the weekend. That guy is a homeless romantic.
by lesigh79 August 14, 2025
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actually romantic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe when someone’s hate or obsession with you crosses into weirdly affectionate territory. Comes from Taylor Swift’s 2025 song “Actually Romantic” on The Life of a Showgirl, where she mocks a rival’s fixation on her by calling it “sweet” and “romantic.”

Basically means: You’re so obsessed it’s kind of flattering.
“She’s been subtweeting me for weeks. Honestly? It’s actually romantic.”
by tslover1989 October 17, 2025
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Actually Romantic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe when someone’s hate or obsession with you crosses into weirdly affectionate territory. Comes from Taylor Swift’s 2025 song “Actually Romantic” on The Life of a Showgirl, where she mocks a rival’s fixation on her by calling it “sweet” and “romantic.”

Basically means: You’re so obsessed it’s kind of flattering.
She’s been subtweeting me for weeks. Honestly? It’s actually romantic.
by tslover1989 October 17, 2025
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Social Media Romantic

A Person Who Has Several Short Lived Romantic Relationships That Are Publicized All Over Social Media.
She Be Talking To Everybody , She Is A Social Media Romantic
by CocoPGE January 15, 2017
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Urban Dictionary romantic

Someone who proclaims their love by making a flattering Urban Dictionary definition of the person's name.
Voting really gets bogged down with all the Urban Dictionary romantics
by Shyawayfromprofanitiesomewhy January 25, 2017
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Pro-pet romantic preference

Aka. P.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has pets
Vanessa is only interested in dating people who have pets because she believes it shows they can handle some responsibility, are compassionate, and considerate. She has a pro-pet romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021
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