Retarded Sister 

The retarded sister refers to the non-dominate hand of a male that they don't frequently use for masturbation and does not seem to have the coordination of the dominate hand.

"Oh man, my hand is in a cast now I will have the use the retarded sister to rub one out."

Retarded Sister by Ext379 June 24, 2021

Retarded Ear Syndrome 

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

Retarded Ear Syndrome by RES man October 20, 2009

Retarded Cursor 

When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.

Retarded Cursor

Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday

Retarded Cursor by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Retarded Emo 

saying things like lets kill myself or trying to slit the wrong side of your wrist with a pencil. Fuck you Tyson

Are you some kind of retarded emo

Retarded Emo by Gamer420XD January 24, 2019

retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

retarded monkey by Icbat December 11, 2008

Retarded Oxford 

When you have to sit there and listen to two idiots (or young kids) having a debate over the stupidest fucking thing.

I am not going to the bar with those two idiots any more. I felt like a moderator at Retarded Oxford.

Retarded Oxford by YpYp October 27, 2010

Retarded Bieber mode 

The mode when Justin Bieber is drunk usually so shaded with an upside down head stupid actions like Peeing in a bucket

Everyone Run retarded Bieber mode is active

Retarded Bieber mode by Epictailz January 25, 2017