bill o'reilly

A completely useless white male asshole with an enormous ego apparently obtained by hosting a useless rag-mag TV show that turned into a rag-mag political show opportunity. Unable to tolerate an opposing viewpoint, esp. those on the left. Elevated self absorption makes him feel and act like a 60 yr old Rambo tough-ass but is not so diluted as to actually face a challenge esp. by Keith Olbermann. Uncomfortable in his own skin if anywhere other than his TV controlled environment. Basic fuck head, woman harassing, simple shit.

If I were born a Bill O'Reilly I would kill my stupid fucking self before I opened my big useless mouth. And someone please burn the body.

by Chuck Scheid October 22, 2007

Toilet Reply

When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.

*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."

by peanutismint July 9, 2009

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

a comeback

"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."

by Nick D February 13, 2003

relyt

an annoying, doesn't stfu, doesn't gtfo, never leaves people alone, fat guy.

wow, stop being relyt.

by rspct February 7, 2004

reply girl

Annoying girls on youtube that reply to every popular video and basically summarize it. they usually have the camera pointed at their breasts as a thumbnail and use them to get more views and ratings. These videos are usually downvoted to hell.

Girl: That MeganSpeaks reply girl never says anything interesting about the videos and the camera is always pointed at her boobs!
Boy: That is a bad thing why...?

by cleanallthethings May 29, 2012

Teija Is Really Stoopid

Teija Is Really Stoopid

part 3 bitches

Teija Is Really Stoopid

*jimmy and gage run away*
70 Year Old Teija: GET OFF ME!
*shady guy walks over to teija and blows his entire load of 50 baby dinosaurs into teijas mouth*
70 Year Old Teija: AHHHH!
*teija gets ripped apart by the dinosaurs*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: I saved the world...
*dinosaur that everyone reading forgot about breaks further into bunker and eats shady guy that teija got raped by but is now 72*
Dinosaur: I love ben 10

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 16, 2019

Bill O'Reilly

Some simpleton who shares his opinions on fox.

Watching him makes average people rapidly decend into idiocy. This effect is of great benifit to corporations and politicians who require easily suggestable and pliant consumers and voters in order to continue to exist.

Always makes comments on "how simple" things are or could be. This kind of reasoning is popular among simple people who can only comprehend simple things.

Actually believes in what he's saying, as do others who can not understand or refuse to accept that the world is a complicated place with complicated problems requiring complicated analysis and well-though out solutions.

After watching Bill O'Reilly my brain got soft and I started to believe claims made by Politicians and advertisements on T.V. Now I can't deal with these complicated big-word-saying politicians who want to make government inefficient by working on complicated plans that require a bunch of outside experts and research to put together. I also feel I may have restless leg syndrome.

by whiskeypocket January 18, 2007