Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.

Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

putin-punt

1) verb - to kick a girl as hard as you can in her vagina

2) noun - When Putin punts.

George: I totally putin-punted my ex gf last night! Ted: DUDE, LOL.

by dariuszjanos March 10, 2011

Putin

Daddy vladdy is what they call him........ sexy man right here

Daddy vladdy putin has started a war

by Slender chicken 123 February 24, 2022

Vladimir Putin

an expression of when you take a phat shit

Man: What did you do
Other Man: I just became Vladimir Putin and nuked the toilet

by Gawkingisgood May 28, 2022

Putinize

To make someone your BITCH through skillful use of intelligence and intimidation.

Example: Premier Putin has putinized Barry Obama.

by ReyDelNorte May 13, 2014

Vladimir Putin

God-Emperor Putin to the likes of you.

Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.

by Max Biggins October 9, 2020

putrideous

contraction of putrid and hideous.
an ugly smelly disgusting person.
A word created by Kia Salehi and Simon Wilkins.

you are putrideous

by elektro March 5, 2004