Pussytown, USA

Anyplace a person can go where getting laid is almost guaranteed.

We should hit that joint man, it’s smack in the middle of Pussytown, USA.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

Pulling A Jussie Smollett

Lying / Making up stories in hope of receiving more attention or “clout” and sympathy and not knowing when to stop when you’ve got caught .

“ I can’t believe it , the whole thing is fake ?! He’s Pulling A Jussie Smollett !”

by Ikirstyy February 21, 2019

Pueblotante

Pueblotantes:
Massively fertile girls from the southern Colorado town of Pueblo (read sluts).
They don't believe in birth control, so they keep the town's population stable.
One baby is born, one man leaves town.

I told you not to get with that Pueblotante. Now, instead of going to the State Fair, you have to buy a breast milk pump.

by Jarie Mones January 22, 2020

pussy chettin'

basically when a guy tries to bullshit a girl with fake achievements to get himself laid

Pussy chettin' can be used in a convo like this

Chad: "Yo remember when Kenny was pussy chettin the other night at that party?"
Brad: "Yeah bro he was chettin all that pussy shit, fuuuck!"
Chad: "Little pussy chetter he is"

by Charlie Graf February 5, 2020

pull a Wirtual

Failing from a promising position, thus dissapointing everyone. The opposite of pulling a Mufat.

He could have won, but he really did pull a Wirtual on the last round.

by mufat April 24, 2021

Daft Punk

In the early 90's, Thomas Bangalter and Guy Manuel de Homem-Christo said, "Fuck terrible music!" and created Daft Punk, the French-born Androids created by the will of the universe to change music forever. To distinguish themselves from other musicians of lesser importance, they clad themselves in metal and leather, and kickass helmets to boot. They created albums like Human After All, Alive, Discovery, and Homework. Then, in the summer of 2011, the infamous musical scourge DUBSTEP was created. Accompanied by the witch-harpie-dyke Skrillex, they plunged the world of music into a bass-heavy Hell, filled with a whole generation of club-goers that awkwardly nod their heads to the WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB and wonder how the hell they're supposed to dance to this shit. With Daft Punk seemingly gone from the Earth, it seemed that the future of music was doomed.

But hope came in the form of an unexpected ad during a 2013 SNL episode, when a 16-second blip of rhythm and funk was immortalized in the remixes on YouTube. Daft Punk had returned, with a new album called RAM and single set for April 19- "Get Lucky." As soon as the single released, there were multiple accounts of cranial implosion, comatose states of euphoria, and eargasms. It seemed that Daft Punk had taken the first shot in the war against Dubstep. The worlds of both old-school and new age wait with bated breath, hoping against hope that Daft Punk can prevail against Dubstep, and usher the world into a new musical era of funk.

Dude 1- "Man, I hate all these Daft Punk puns, they just get annoying."
Dude 2- "What are you talking about? Their new single was released on your birthday! It's like they created a song just for you!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, I guess they are Human After All."

Old Guy- "Back in my day, these Daft Punk guys were awesome! I saved a vinyl for my future grandkids, so they could know real music."
His 13-year-old bitch of a granddaughter- "Ew, grandpa, no one uses vinyls anymore. And I'VE never heard of these guys. But I guess if Skrillex can fuck a floppy disk and call it music, what have I got to lose?"

by alongwindedstoryteller April 22, 2013

Pukey Dec

The term for a young boy who is an alcoholic and who's dad owns a law firm

" Did you see what Pukey Dec did tonight?"

"Yeah, tonight was wild."

by Swimkoeberle February 14, 2018