Procrastinate

ehhhh... i'll tell you later

Sensible guy: Yo, u got to do this homework for tomorrow, ms. Berger is gonna make you do detention
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.

by TheGamingSampug April 29, 2018

procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.

Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.

by ScooterFox February 17, 2017

Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.

I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight

by The Anticook February 14, 2020

actively procrastinating

the act of putting effort into finding other things to do, rather than doing what it is you should acctually be doing.

Mitch: I really didn't want to do my homework, but I couldn't find anything else to do, so I went and got my nipple pierced.

Frank: just to get out of doing your homework? you were actively procrastinating!

by PlaidLad May 28, 2010

Procrastineating

delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing

"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"

by Mandixoxo September 02, 2017

Procrastineating

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.

Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!

by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017

Procrastineating

Verb. The act of eating to putt off completing a necessary task.

Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."

Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"

Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."

by Ablrsn April 24, 2017