The art of not doing what you're supposed to and instead just doing nothing. It's most commonly seen in middle school students. They will do absolutely nothing just to not do their homework.
"hey friend, are you procrastinating again?"
"yes, of course. why wouldn't I?"
"But you should do your work" "no"
"yes, of course. why wouldn't I?"
"But you should do your work" "no"
by panckes May 3, 2022
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I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight
by The Anticook February 14, 2020
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I should be doing homework but procrastination is better.
by balistah August 20, 2023
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Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.
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