preston hedges

A terrible ass school. Everyone is bratty and no one respects you.

“Hey im heading off to Preston Hedges!”
“Im sending you to a new school”

by Epicdogdeattreats May 2, 2022

Preston

Prestons are funny but sometimes annoying, like...really annoying! But they are still great friends and never want to hurt your feelings. They ask you if you need anything and how you are doing. If you have a Preston in your life, be nice to him, be his friend, you would be so lucky if you have a Preston.

Girl: Wow, thanks for helping me pick up my books!
Preston: Anytime. Hey, want to grab some lunch?
Girl: Sure!

by Coolest_Bean_Ever_2009 May 17, 2022

Preston Jit

a very thiqq cutie

WOW he is such a Preston Jit.

by Alexander THE Graham Bell May 18, 2022

Preston

A stupid igly man with no bitches whos a pedo and mastrubates to his mothers asshole when looking at his mothers ass

Damn he a preston

by DickSucke June 1, 2022

Preston

He’s a fat ass who likes big oily men, he puts the mc in McDonald’s he doesn’t eat Big Macs he eats giant macs this man looks like he has triplets but it’s just his fat rolls. He pulls no bitches so he photoshops them in with him

Person 1:Have you seen that guy?
Person 2: yeah he’s such a Preston god…

by Aidan??Nadia?? June 1, 2022

Preston

Scared of milk, can't spells vaccine as vachine and decision as decsion, or descion.
Prestons are just very dumb people.

Example 1: Imagine being scared of milk. You're such a Preston.

Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.

by aakkfnakfh June 4, 2022

Preston

A gay kid who tries to murder everyone’s reputation for fun.

Hey look at that Preston, don’t go near him if you wanna live.

by Chutney69 June 30, 2022