Preston

Preston has the biggest 🍆 in the whole world he likes Rocco’s mom and thinks she’s hot he also is super gay and is super mega gay hot

OMG is that Preston I heard he likes Rocco’s mom and is super gay hot

by Gay balls saq 69 November 18, 2022

A Preston

Common term used by cyclists to describe a bone idle cheat, who drives to the start of a strava segment to gain an unfair advantage. Heavily frowned upon.

Did you see Mark?? He did a Preston to get a quicker time on Mont Ventoux. Poor show!!

by velominati cyclist May 27, 2018

Preston

Sexy as fuck you should eat his ass like blue cheese

meaning in small portions at a time like preston

by SirNiggerChin October 5, 2019

Preston

A guy that won't stop playing rust

person 1 "Preston you wanna play seige"
Preston "nah im on rust"

by HammyDestroyerOfWorlds October 28, 2021

Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.

Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.

by Lunoir June 30, 2019

Preston

a stupid meth head who thinks he is smarter than everyone else but is actually stupid as fuck, this faggot even hits on someone who is out of his fucking league like just fucking image a disease riddled man trying he woo a super model. Fucking hell.

Person 1 "Is that a meth head?"
Person 2 "No, that's Preston
Person 1 "Same thing!"

by Frixion fred March 6, 2019

power preston

scared of milk

your weak like power preston

by hahayes February 8, 2022