Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

viewer presence

The presence of viewers of content creators. Comments, likes, and reposts are part of viewer presence.

(All username examples are fake usernames.)

Jimbooty0345 followed you.

NochuComeThru commented on your post: Viewer presence is strong here. 💪

by DatKookieFan August 6, 2017

Final Present

Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.

Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"

by Grandsire November 16, 2018

trinity presbyterian

It is the less known of the two Trinity Presbyterian churches. Although it may be less known it still fulfills all the requirements of a white church. It takes forever, the songs are bad and everyone in there has nothing real to be praying about. Besides that there is nothing to unusual about it. It fulfills the despising of homosexuality because it says so in the bible. They have a plethora of good republican men in their continuing their beliefs in white supremacy.

Pros
*long boring services
*mostly white
*like Nyack Home to our lord and savior Benjamin Gates
*lack of diversity

Cons
*No singing except of Salms
*true christian values of having women at home serving the family not out working

A group of republican whites went to trinity Presbyterian church to enjoy their white privilege.

by Dickedbyamilf December 16, 2018

51 Percenter

A term describing a ideology that says you have to be 51% of a particular race so your not considered "mixed"

50-50 Your Mixed
51 Percenter-Your Black

by EmJayee February 10, 2019

80 percenter

A delusional Dallas Cowboys fan who doesn't know their facts straight and just keep talking about the Philadelphia Eagles rather than worrying about their own team. These fans are the kind of people that will talk down on an Eagles fan for getting excited about a great player pick up that didn't cost much, but will try to rub an inferior player pick up they themselves got, in the Eagles fans' face They don't hold the Cowboys accountable for mistakes instead of recognizing them and thinking of ways to improve the team. Instead, they make excuses for everything. These obnoxious fans are not to be taken seriously, as they "facts" they try to spill are totally ridiculous and they honestly give the 20% good Cowboys fans a bad name.

Man, I can't take these delusional 80 Percenters seriously with all this bull bull they be talking.

by AlexDuhGhost April 14, 2019

contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019