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poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.
"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"
by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021
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posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.
Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro
by peacedit June 9, 2021
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poking pockets

trying to get money off someone

through pestering and little things
by kaleidoscope23 July 2, 2021
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Poking a Marshmallow

Where a butch lesbian, single handedly fists a fellow partner. Usually occurs during camping.
That noise you heard from Hannah’s tent last night was from Terisa poking a marshmallow.
by Jake the sudo snake September 15, 2021
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Poking party

A group of people finding their blood type
We were in chemistry class having a poking party.
by Onlyone4thelight8r November 5, 2021
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posting

Twitter slang (usually used as a backhanded compliment) for the act of almost reflexively or unconsciously writing tweets off the cuff that purely reflect the writer’s id or base instincts and as such are unintentionally funny to observers.
Donald Trump is posting again, he just tweeted that Big Bird is pushing an Antifa agenda”
by BakedBeanBreville November 13, 2021
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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
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