Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021

Pinching your tamale

Whacking your winkie

Damn it Billy, stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

Pinching your tamale

Rubbing one out. Whacking of ones winky. Masturbation station

Damn it Billy for the love of God stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

Poochingus

fecal matter excreting out of the wrong hole.

Dude i think i just poochingused myself!

by dip_b September 7, 2021

Punching Nuns

1. Punching kind women who have sworn to devote their lives to God
2. Women after God's own heart who are highly trained in combat

1. "DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE NICE OLD LADIES?"

"I'm Punching Nuns."

2. "You best not mess with that church, they've got the best Punching Nuns in all the land!"

"Yeah last week when so-so didn't put a lot in the collection plate for donations, he got nun-punched right in the gut, he

almost saw Jesus!"

by LuciusLycaonia February 27, 2022

Punching-Bag

David Øverland, Daviido or DaviidSurf is a known troll within the surfing community, mostly known for trolling the all-famous surf streamer SoapVar with this ambiguous, ridiculous, song requests, specifically of the ketamine-horse type.

I used Daviido as a Punching-bag, an easy way to let my frustrations out

by UrbanSubmitter April 11, 2022

Punching Butt

For one to punch their own butt, believing it's more effective than doing squats.

"If you want to get that cake, simply punching butt with a closed fist instead of doing squats"

by Nenshou Shikon May 5, 2022