Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.

Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.

by base bonwell March 15, 2018

Seattle Pilots

A 1969 MLB expansion franchise that lasted one season before relocating to Milwaukee and becoming the Brewers

The ineptitude of the Seattle Mariners can be traced back to the lone season of the Seattle Pilots.

by TeaN'All February 18, 2021

Powder Pilot

some one who is extremely skilled at either skiing or snowboarding on open mountains and fresh powder.

guy 1:Man that dude really can ski
guy 2: yeah, he goes Heli-Skiing all the time
guy 1:that guy is a real powder pilot always carving new lines in fresh snow

by Holzburg May 10, 2010

Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.

Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.

by TruthTeller!!! April 11, 2018

Piss Pilot

The act of directing another persons piss.

Commonly by aiming their penis.

"I was so drunk last night I needed my GF to piss pilot for me"

by egroeG araT January 16, 2014

german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.

"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."

by jtets December 10, 2013

arab pilot

An unreliable plane flyer who has a 50% chance or more of going up down kaboom. They always pray to Allah and carry a large black bag with them.

Speaker 1: ay bro, i heard that our flight has an arab pilot on it, i dont want 9/11 v2
Speaker 2: shit bruh, im dippin', im not tryna die today

by Curry monkey September 24, 2023