Pedophile Pudding Cup

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021
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PEDOPHILE DILEMMA

When you have no choice but to run away because the psych hospital
calls you a DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE and your ID has been issued in a displaced manner as well as the LVMPD threaten your LIFE.
Look ANAL ALAN was in the worst situation in LAS VEGAS as he is a homosexual which the hospital did not endorse HOMOSEXUALITY as it was a religious cauldron and another fact that caught him EATING SHIT and SMEARING SHIT on his BUTTOCKS in his room plus when he entered they knew he was a PEDOPHILE where with the HOMOSEXUAL

COMBINATION that is why they labeled him dangerous and the PEDOPHILE DILEMMA is his NEVADA ID the address was HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA with their BUSINESS ADDRESS where CHRISTOPHER helped him get the ID by dropping him off at the STATE ID OFFICE issuance location just a mile about down the road from HAWKS so I could replace my debit cards BLUE BIRD AMERICAN EXPRESS and GREEN DOT at the time to get my SOCIAL SECURITY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! IT WILL LEAD TO. MAKE IT RAIN
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 15, 2022
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Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter
Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile
by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022
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pedophile

There are a lot of dangerous and sick types of people in the world, but someone who sexually assaults children
Person 1 Hey, why was Swarup Panigrahy arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending pedophile - I noncd a kid!
by akshayvt April 26, 2022
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Pedophile

Another term for an individual who plays as Xenomorph in the game Dead by Daylight
Why did I get matched up against a pedophile in Hawkins?
by ShibuyasBeat June 03, 2024
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Pedophile

Amy is a pedophile
by Man like nige December 01, 2018
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baby pedophile

baby that undresses her mom because they want her big extra mega large milk filled tiddies
“give me your mommy milkers, it’s time for a snack”
“you’re such a baby pedophile
by mohamed batussy October 07, 2022
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