ParkerPressley is a kind caring person when he wants to, he is not a people person, but he when/if you get on his good side he is very loving. He's a man who would do anything to love someone again.
an American who likes chicken and baseball, he will obsess with chicken. He tries to do the accent of his homeland but fails miserably, he will always be an Aussie bogan. Quotes will be: you legend, what a gun, son of a gun.
Person: "That guy is always acting American, why is that?"
Person 2: "Because he is a Parker Robinson (robo)!"
The type of guy to date a Anna has a personality that will cause you to sometimes get annoyed and loves his girlfriend he will FaceTime and text his girl whenever
He is the definition of a gay lord. He smuggles 19 men in his house at once, and sucks their toe nails until its clean. Overall he's a communist that supports russia's views on how to take care of imepregnated cows and mother indians. FUcking bitch overall i love the shit he puts in my mouth omg, kiss my ass hairs and plunge them out with ur cheek bones!!!
Luke Level: DADDY PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH AND PAINT MY DICKHOLE BLACK!
Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.
"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuckchickens? No!"