sad pancakes

1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.

2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

3. Pour Syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.

I make sad pancakes every time Meggen cheats on me with Declan.

by Shamusteh September 6, 2015

pancake sex

When a group of people have sex stacked on top of each other. This can contain any number of men or women so long as it more than two(regular sex), but less than 5 (an orgy).

Call Martha and Bob over. I'm hungry for some hot, syrupy pancake sex.

by VincentVega August 4, 2007

First pancake

Used to describe the screwed up child of the family. Often results from parents not accepting their child for choices they make which causes a strained relationship between parents and child. Parents may reduce or cut contact from child and no longer assist them when they need help.

Person 1: She dropped out of school, left home and is now covered in tattoos. Her parents barely speak to her anymore.

Person 2: Sounds like she is the first pancake, you know, the screwed up one that you throw away.

by goobydoo December 19, 2012

vaginal pancake

semen saturated floppy twat

smells like your sister is making vaginal pancakes in the bathroom.

by jon September 10, 2003

pancake maker

holding a womans thighs in an upward V shape poseition while banging the mans penis between her thighs

peter larr pancaked her hard last night, she was pissed

by poopdick January 25, 2005

Pancake Bush

A well defined 1970's style pubic hair region. Usually starting just below the belly button.

Phil has got to get a handle on that Pancake Bush of his.

Two Pancake Bush's in the heat of passion may smell not unlike burning forest, and in some rare cases Patchulli.

by Jay Casarin February 1, 2006

buffalo pancake

When a man proceeds to drop a runny dump (the pancake) on a fat chick's (the buffalo's) hot, sweaty back. The action must be immediately followed up by the man shooting his load (the syrup) on the pancake shaped poo.

Danny gave me the warmest buffalo pancake last night. I would have ate it but I'm watching my figure.

by Chris Tang January 31, 2008