Palingrad

Palingrad, AK, formaly known as Wasilla before its name change in 2022 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the landslide victory of President Sarah Palin in the 2012 presidential elections is the state capital of Alaska and was the location of one of the decisive battles of World War 3.

The battle of Palingrad in 2042/2043 lead to the incirclement and eventual destruction of the entire German 6th Army and is considered to be the turning point of the war by most historians. Palingrad was awarded the title of Hero City in 2045 by Comrade Palin herself.

Yeah the Battle of Cheneygrad in 2041 was a tough one but we really fucked the germans the following year at Palingrad.

by bitchmasterb November 5, 2010

Peaking Turtle

When you have to take a shit to badly that the tip of the poop is coming out of your asshole.

can't talk, sorry! I have a peaking turtle!

by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011

hard parking

Parking very hard to show off.
IE: Show cars, showing off at car meets, taking pictures while parked.

Stop hard parking your car, take it out to the tracks.

by nrgonline November 1, 2005

Paving

Paving or 'Pave' became popular in post-millenium Liverpool where it was synonamous with violence. It became a euphemism for a violent striking action.

"Come here and I'll pave ya face!"
&
"Oh I'm gonna give you the paving of a lifetime!"

by Mad Harri November 1, 2006

Parking Lot Kids

Parking lot kids are teenagers from the age of 14 or over who hangout, litter, and more or less live in their towns various parking lots. Favorite lots include stop and shops and McDonalds resturants. Most parking lot kids skateboard, smoke newports, listen to shitty music, and hangout with fat or slutty girls. No one likes these kids their usually scumbags.

Those Parking Lot Kids have been at mcdonalds all day.

by 973thetruth December 31, 2011

Diva Parking

The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.

Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...

There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!

by B. Hanback May 13, 2009

Pamingine

an all in one emergency vehichle consisting of a police car, ambulance and fire engine.

i wish i had a pamingine

by johnboy December 28, 2004