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painting the bus

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)
Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.
by vinessafhottie December 9, 2008
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cave painting

a cave painting is when you are doing a girl doggy stle while she is on her period. And you pull out and draw something on her butt cheek with the blood.
I pulled out and drew a little buffalo on her ass.
by william carr April 29, 2005
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Painted on clothes

where a person has there body painted to look like they have clothes on but are really naked.They then go out in public and see how many people really notice.
Kathy look like she's got clothes on but there really painted on clothes.
by Deep blue 2012 December 17, 2009
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Mario Paint

The best OS ever created.
Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?
by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022
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coochie paint

Yo i mixed paint with my coochie and made it coochie paint, then made it a cooter painting
by cooter paint May 8, 2021
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Painting the Birdhouse

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.
”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”
by Harlem Struggle For You March 23, 2020
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Paint Fat

A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.

Where you see it.

1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.

2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
by There's s no I in Urban July 22, 2023
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