John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?
Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation
Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation
by Sylvia November 24, 2006
Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.
Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.
Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
by The Only G-Money August 23, 2010
The Sarengeti Brillo pad is the Arabian Goggles a few days after the man's testicles have been shaved. The point of this is to grow the coarse stubble on the eye lids.
by Chris Bryant November 11, 2007
A place of residence within walking distance of Wrigley Field in Chicago, Illinois where there is guaranteed to be some ROCO going on prior to and after any home games.
by DrArrival May 27, 2009
Some form of a pad that sticks in front of the back binding of a snowboard that was unsuccessfully made to keep gapers feet from slipping off their boards while being unstrapped. It is however a success in spotting out a gaper and ruining any quality snowboard.
Gaper- "Hey check out my stomp pad doesn't it make my salomon look..."
Boarder- "Dumb-ass gaper just fell right in front of me while in line for the lift"
"That stomp pad makes your $500 skate banana look like a $150 nitro board"
Boarder- "Dumb-ass gaper just fell right in front of me while in line for the lift"
"That stomp pad makes your $500 skate banana look like a $150 nitro board"
by John steezemaster November 29, 2010
When your lover tries to borrow or share your beloved I-pad. A bit like a hapless grab at a threesome except with your adored, sancrasant I-pad.
"Back off already boyfriend. Get your own I-pad. My I-pad is a monogamous machine. No menage a pad for you!".
by Ms. Bunklehead October 12, 2010