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the owl house 

the worst show on earth. luz is weaker then peter griffin even spongebob solos the WHOLE owl house world
the owl house is shit
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croaking owl 

when your having sex and the girl reaches down into her mouth and pulls the guys dick out through her mouth, making her croak like an owl.
Haha we did the croaking owl last night and when we woke up in the morning, my dad asked if we heard an owl outside.
croaking owl by coochie queen April 28, 2008

Magestic Owl 

The greatest type of owl only surpassed in the animal kingdom by the liger. The Magestic Owl wins at life.
The Magestic Owl lives on Elephant Island, Antarctica
Magestic Owl by Dmitch342345terwer November 15, 2011

Battle Owl 

A mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.

There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFF MY CAT!?!?!?!

BATTLE OWLSS
Battle Owl by The great informer October 12, 2012

Cactus owl 

Someone who abandons you to go hang out with other people.
Rick left our party to go hang out with some guy from out of town. What a cactus owl!
Cactus owl by Deepnacho December 25, 2015

The Owl Theory

*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*

WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE

There are 9 rules:

Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.

Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.

Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.

Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.

Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.

Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.

Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.

Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.

Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
"Yo I really like that chick over there"
"Ight Bro. Keep the Owl Theory in in tho"
The Owl Theory by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016