phone face

A person who consistently has a phone in their face; texting, posting, checking status updates, checking email, etc...

Hey phone face, are you ever going to come over here and hit the bong?

by manakill February 29, 2012

Jesus Phone

The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming

This is the next "Jesus Phone"

by Lukas Wo June 26, 2007

phone sex

* the alternative to the real thing
* basically jacking off while on the phone with someone (usually they're doing the same thing)
* good for kicking boredom

i totally got off havin phone sex with *** last night

by lynneh January 04, 2004

cell phone

An annoying device(yet useful for emergency only)that you see someone speaking into or screaming into everytime you go to Walmart, the mall, on a work break, and most irritating, in a public computer lab or movie theater.

Scene: Movie Theater
*Loud Annoying Ringtone Ringing* Idiot answers softly, "Hello?" Then loudly, "Hello!! I can't hear you....call me back, eh ok bye." *Loud Ringing AGAIN*, "HEY BABY WHATS UP.(everyone in the room turns to the Idiot) "NOTHING IM JUST HERE WATCHING A MOVIE....(laughs at movie line) "WHAT?? SHUT THE F* UP! HE WENT TO SAN ANTONIO? REALLLYYYYYY....WHEN???" (about 3 people sssssshhhhhh him, and 1 girl curses at him)

Ah, that drives me insane. If one is going to have a personal convo please go outside. I own a cell phone but I don't want everyone knowing my business so I respect and talk somewhere else or at least softly and not grab everyone's attention. Is one that lonely that they need to create so much noise? I also pay to watch a movie and not to listen to some dumbo talking to his "baby's mama."

by rockstarhk April 24, 2006

Phone Cuddle

To be engaged in a speechless conversation over the phone with a loved one for hours.

Colin often sits for hours in a phone cuddle with his girlfriend...

by ahy84759 September 21, 2005

phone-a-brate

A girl which masturbrates with a cell phone's vibartor function

Kayla:I think Kristy phone-a-brates.
Alex:What makes you say that?
Kayla:'Cause everytime I borrow her phone it's all sticky and sometimes wet.

by GeorgeCapaldo January 14, 2008

Phone-a-friend

A lame ass friend that only calls, but never wants to hang out in person.

He's just a phone-a-friend; he'll talk on the phone with me, but never wants to hang out.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009