Floor Pencil

A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.
Although Ariel claimed to love Brandy; she still tried to give her a nasty floor pencil.
by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011
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Floor Polish

A substance that is extracted from poppies and turned into what is called heroin.

Floor polish or heroin is used mainly by homeless people or prostitutes.

Heroin / smack.
I did alot of floor polish back in the day.

Hey man do you know where I can find some floor polish?

I'm going to inject some floor polish!
by LasHeyGus August 17, 2019
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Floor 11

The most cringey, meme infested floor in college dorms. There is never a dull moment with Floor 11.
I'm so excited to be on Floor 11. I've got so many memes to share!
by Trenly September 22, 2016
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Floor Grabber

when you’re taking a massive or painful shit for example after eating taco bell and you feel trapped so you lean forward and grab the floor as if it will help
oh my got i just took such a massive shit, it was floor grabber level
by smellypewwbs May 05, 2022
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Floor Squash

a place in a rando primary school in Australia. ITS REAL IVE BEEN THERE!!!!

glory and grace
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___ Jeff lives at floor squash
by friend_of_shep April 08, 2022
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floor soil

When one poos his/her self on an unknowing person's floor. Popular in Central America as a welcoming to new neighbors or as an insult. The poo is often brown.
Dude... We've been floor soiled!!!! This suxxxx.
by smack_attack November 24, 2010
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Floor Girlie

It's complicated. Laura just said the definition and you didn't even listen to it.

You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.

If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.

And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.

Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.
Person 1: "Yo, what's good? This party's poppin' but I can't find a seat."

Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."

Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"

Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."

Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."

Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."

Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riské and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."

Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."
by sahwi January 22, 2023
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