CappyboySteveman's definitions

fear-grill

To forget you've been cooking something and go to do something else, only to remember a little later that you were cooking something and rush back to the kitchen immediately and find that your food was cooked perfectly in that time so as to suggest their food was cooked by your fear.

"Oh, I totally fear-grilled it but thank you."
"Shit, I just fear-grilled my entire dinner."
"Did you fear-grill all of this? That is so irresponsible, man!"

by CappyboySteveman July 1, 2019

DGDS

Designated God Damn Sweetheart. Someone who is kind to the people in their life and does nice things for people who treat them well. Whether it's just saying 'hello' with a smile or getting the person a nice gift, this person makes sure they give back.

"Oh, he's a DGDS. Totally your type."
"I just want to give congratulations to Dylan, an absolute DGDS."

by CappyboySteveman July 8, 2019

Floor slut

Someone who regularly grinds their genitals into the floor to the point of climax.
Usually done while fantasizing about a person of interest.

"Oh, I'm a total floor slut. I do it all the time."
"Oh he's/she's a floor slut. You didn't know?"

by CappyboySteveman June 24, 2019