ass key

a pronunciation joke of the word ASCII.

Person 1: hey dude, how do you pronounce "ASCII"?

Person 2: "ass key"

by Dawnk Meemz April 09, 2016

Keys prucio

The only two words that should be said when the sluttiest of all the thots in the land tries to have sex with you. Therefore rendering her speechless and with an internal desire to google search the subject and leave you alone.

She - "Why won't you sleep with me?"
You - "keys prucio"

by Jewbait February 13, 2015

Collins Key

A completely crazy YouTuber whose only phrase is YEET. He has a younger brother called Devan Key who is much more down to Earth.

Each of his videos are screaming at you for the entire time and Collins often shouts over Devan. Collins has this weird thing where he gets lots of stupid props and uses editing to make the video cooler than it really is.

Ryan Trahan, another YouTube personality equates the craziness to drugs. I dare say he's not wrong.

I CONCLUDE COLLINS KEY IS ON DRUGS!

Ryan Trahan: OMG this dude, Collins Key is ON DRUGS!

by CillinsKeyIsOnDrugs January 06, 2019

key by the three

These two definitions are both right. In the popular T.I. song, What You Kno, T.I. uses a metaphor to bring together the act of sellin cocaine three kilograms (keys) at a time with the act of calling to arrange the deal. When he says "key by the three" he is stating that he has three keys of cocaine and also that he is using his nextel to arrange the deal.

"I gotta key by the three, when i chirp shawty chirp back"
T.I.--What You Know

by DJStickyFingaz May 12, 2007

Kei O

A drift team in Live For Speed known for being extremely serious and homosexual about everything.

Siim : DAMMIT!! im so serious about everything kei o is the best team ever everyone else sucks! if your in my team and mess up once ill get so pissed at you and start bitching because i love big fat cock

by DrifterinLFS November 05, 2006

off key

1. Wrong, raw, disgusting.

2. Random, sudden, unexpectedly jokes.

"you're so off key" - after sticking finger up arse and wiping on policeman's face.

"that was the most off key scene I've ever seen" - Commenting on various scenes in Kill Bill.

by Steve Lewis June 15, 2004

keyed up

ready to go, bubbling over

I'm so keyed up for TRE2K6!!

by Small Feet December 15, 2006