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Straight TikToker

Something that a Redditor doesn't think exist
Non-Redditor: Did you see that video that the Straight TikToker made?
Redditor: Such a person doesn't exist
by IAmALegend19 June 4, 2020
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straight flight

The process of average guys shunning any kind of refinement in the clothes/hair/personal hygiene & development department in fear of seeming gay.

coined by John Derbyshire in 2003 in his National Review Online article on this phenomenon.

Straight flight is similar to white flight (i.e., the large-scale migration of whites of various European ancestries from racially mixed urban regions to more racially homogeneous suburban or exurban regions. It was first seen as originating from fear and anxiety about increasing minority populations).
Ex. 1:

- 'I heard John left the local theatre group.'
- 'Yeah, he did. The majority of guys in the group were gay and he didn't want people to think he was too.'
- 'Straight flight?'
- 'You said it.'

Ex. 2:
GF: 'You threw away your moisturizer and night cream. Why?'
BF: 'Because it's gay.'
GF: 'Taking care of your skin has nothing to do with being gay!'
BF: 'Only that it kinda does.'
GF: 'Typical example of straight flight. Weak.'
by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
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zesty straight

an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people
im not straight. i am zesty straight thought
by Dleffu January 2, 2022
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Straight Cloud

The Straight Cloud is a running inside joke among Gen Z. If you have not seen the Straight Cloud, then this implies you are a homosexual.
A: Have you ever seen the Straight Cloud?
B: No, what's that?
by shojio April 14, 2021
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Straight Bitchin

The most supreme form of bitching, and is enough to drive anyone crazy, usually performed by mothers or teachers.
Daniel: Dude my mom grounded me for not doing my chores.
Jake: Sounds like she was straight bitchin.
Daniel: Damn straight
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straight to vhs

When something is really bad, trashy, poor quality, etc. Based on old movies with bad production quality like the old power rangers movie's that never went to theaters, but went straight to vhs.
Man, that food was so bad, it should go straight to vhs.
by Brainfreeze1100 June 23, 2015
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Whiskey Straight

When a homosexual becomes excessively intoxicated to a point that humans of the opposite gender appear attractive.
“Great, my gay cousin had one too many straight whiskeys and now he’s hitting on my girlfriend. I hate it when he gets ‘whiskey straight’!”
by Benny Dee Williams July 1, 2018
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