Person 1: “Hey do you want to do zooms tonight?”
Person 2: “What are ‘zooms’?”
Person 1: “Magic mushrooms!”
Person 2: “What are ‘zooms’?”
Person 1: “Magic mushrooms!”
by Doozy Clout Fam December 1, 2018
Get the Zoomsmug. When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."
by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020
Get the Zoomedmug. Zoom is a great, sexy turkey vulture who we all love. I also Kinda wish this definition would be published. Zoom also likes anime. I like anime. Hurray for anime.
by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018
Get the Zoommug. When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.
Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.
by Carl Junior Burgers January 16, 2014
Get the Random Mouse Zoommug. by Elmo friend January 27, 2021
Get the zoommug. by Cud4 May 3, 2022
Get the Boomer Zoommug. by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023
Get the logging into my zoommug.