German Kiss

Like a French Kiss, but you're using your teeth to kiss instead of your tongue.

Mike and Haley are not biting each other. They are German Kissing.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 March 3, 2020

German-juice

to be deceived and lied to

Cynthia gave Nigerians the german-juice

by vintuary May 26, 2020

german cigar

A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)

I've never had a German cigar before.

May I have a German cigar, my lady.

by Veebster December 1, 2017

German crawler

Taking a crap

Where can I take a German crawler.

by Deutsche March 5, 2017

German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

German Retriever

Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.

"Hey man, my girl and I brought my buddy from germany to play the German Retriever."

by Just Jaax July 4, 2021

German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"

The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.

by Jadjad January 6, 2013