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comment section: *mad at josh*

harry: josh is a cheating nonce

sdmn: *shocked cuz harry wrote is out it in survival mode*

by englandxx January 14, 2021

Nonce

From Wakefield Prison in England, NONCE or; Not On Normal Court Exercise, means a prisoner is not on regular exercise times with other prisoners, due to their offences being of a sexual nature and involving minors. This acronym became a slang insult in the United Kingdom to mean someone who is attracted sexually to minors.

"Hey Geoff, did you see the news?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Saville is a nonce? I could have told you that years ago."

by robson.parker January 28, 2024

Nonce

Pedophile. Someone who likes to touch kids

Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU NONCE!

by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018

Nonce

A person who still plays fortnite who is over the age of 16

-you know jimmy down the road he’s such a nonce

-why mate

-because he’s 20 and he still plays fortnite

by Anonymous 20001 January 21, 2021

Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.

Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

Nonce

Someone who spends too much time studying and not enough time outdoors

That guy is such a nonce, touch grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

Nonce

A sket who touches kids

“Your a hoe”
“No u nonce”

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019