Cheesy nob

Often referring to the jam that builds up in a Males foreskin. If such substance occurs clean away immediately or your basically gammy.

I bet Tommy's got a cheesy nob, seems like a dickhead anyway.

by ladysbirds April 13, 2021

Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out

Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold

by Doveiscool January 6, 2024

Nob Niff

An excessive build up of smelly, mouldy and rotten nob cheese. A term used for stilton dick or cheesey cock syndrome.

Hey girls, who likes the smell of a nice, extra mature bit of nob niff? The doctor has advised that you have a servere case of nob niff. Hey honey, drop your smelly scuds, i want to give you a nicy tasty portion of my 10 year matuee mature nob cheese, what's the going ae

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024

slob the nob

A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.

Man can she slob the nob!

by real meaning inc April 24, 2014

Nob

It's when someone is so freaking bad and stupid

ÅMAYGAD, u souch a nob

by lalala12344 November 20, 2018

Nob

A penis

You are a nob

by private24857 April 21, 2023

Nob Whistle

Ostensibly a complete nob which supports only one function, to make an irritating noise.

Man, I was so embarrassed. I knew nothing about the topic being discussed but blurted out a word that I thought might make me look better. All I did was act like a nob whistle.

by Benson Hedges February 6, 2023