Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2025
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Hym "Nah. Hold yourself accountable. It isn't Palentier. You are doing the surveillance to me. You and my surveillance and you disclose fully what you have been doing to me. You cannot stop the child murder without capitulating."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
Get the Hold yourself accountable mug.Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.
Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).
The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.
The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).
The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.
The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"
by kiriakouTWO April 19, 2024
Get the cooking reddit accounts mug.When a person who is obviously guilty continues to profess innocence regardless of overwhelming proof of their guilt. A drunk driver who denies being drunk after getting in to an accident, blows over the limit on a breathalyzer, and has witnesses confirming they were drunk will be a person exhibiting "Accountability Resistance Syndrome"
A child holding a crayon, covered in crayon marks, who was caught writing their name on the living room wall that denies vandalizing the wall is experiencing Accountability Resistance Syndrome.
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