mind-dump

n. & v. describing the act and result of a writer or speaker who makes a disorganized incoherent presentation of ideas and thoughts in no particular order and with no specific purpose on the mind of the writer or speaker. It is common in response to questions when there is no easy answer or when the writer/speaker has no idea what might constitute an answer. It can also be the sign of a lazy thinker or ignorant person afraid of simply saying ''I don't Know.''

mind-dumper describes the person who mind-dumps
mind-dumping describes the activity of one who mind-dumps

I read your freshman essay and the mind-dump I read was not helpful in answering the question asked. I wish the highschools did a better job of teaching their students how to think and express complete ideas in well-formed, well-organized, coherent, clear ways.

by hypocrisykiller October 8, 2009

stunt dump

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.

I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.

by Johnny Strappe February 22, 2014

mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.

Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!

by Moester909 March 27, 2009

Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.

Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.

by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

dumping station

more commonly reffered to as the toilets

"Hi, I'm just off to the dumping station"

by freddieb14 October 12, 2007

Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013