netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!

I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...

by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018

Netflix

a movie Spotify

Her: Let's watch the first episode!
Him: I don't have movie Spotify...
Her: You mean Netflix?!

by CommieRade91 June 5, 2018

Netflix

A unit of currency. One netflix is equivalent to the cost of two netflix subscriptions.

"How much do I owe you?"
"3 Netflix."
"What am I made of? Money?!"

by commajosh May 10, 2018

Netflix Bait

A theatrical film release that, while expected to be entertaining, is not sufficiently interesting enough to entice you to travel to a movie theater. So instead, you wait for the movie to be released on your preferred streaming service (not necessarily Netflix).

In other words, a good movie that's not quite worth the high price of admission (and travel) to a theater. So just stream it instead.

Movie Watcher 1: The new Fast and Furious sequel looks amazing. But I feel like the franchise isn't offering anything new.

Movie Watcher 2: Agreed. Sounds like Netflix Bait. I can wait a few months to watch it.

by stanj85 August 19, 2018

netflix

a company that produces movies that make mediocre dudes heartthrobs

Jamie: hey sara, u see noah centineo on the fosters
Sara: nah who tf is that
Jamie: oh shit, hold on lemme show u sum *to all the boys i've loved before*
Sara: ohhhhhh that noah from netflix, yeah what a hottie

by bigbodywhatsyourbuildboy September 8, 2018

Netflix job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.

by Invictus912 October 12, 2018

Netflixian

Some one who watches a lot of Netflix.

Oh that girl Vivian is always watching netflix, shes become obsessed... I guess you could say she’s a netflixian

Omg I can’t stop being a Netflixian someone take the remote.

Umm are you putting Stan on? You better not.. I want Netflix or nothing.

by RnayEss February 13, 2019