muddy bottom 

The reciever or anal sex who did not evacuate beforehand, and soils the "top" and/or the bedlinens along with themselves, such to an extent that it ruins sex and both partners need to shower. Also any ass that contains a bowel movement that is ready to be expelled.

Jeremy is a muddy bottom. Shiela and I did anal last night, she had a muddy bottom, sorry if I still smell.

muddy bottom by GayCO December 29, 2008

Mandy the killer lesbian assassin 

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Blew up an airplane in order to secure the photo ID card of a photographer. Is a member of the mile-high club. Likes to cavort around the Mojave Desert semi-nude. Failed an attempt to assassinate President David Palmer by poisoning him. CUrrently somewhere in LA (though she might come back for the season 4 finale of 24).

All you have to remember is, "Naked Mandy!"

Mandy the killer lesbian assassin by crazyrabbits June 11, 2006

muddy love 

Anal Sex
Howard Stern show guest, touting book on the pleasures of muddy love.

The pleasures of muddy love are transcendent.

muddy love by bababooey October 15, 2004

Munden 

The very top of the butt crack on an unattractive individual . Most often seen on construction workers, handymen, and plumbers.

Working with Travis is such a drag, his Munden is always showing because he never wears a belt.

Munden by nick von awesome November 17, 2009

muddy buccaneer

deviant sexual practice where a dude takes a dump in his partner's eye, then fucks the eye. the shit represents the eye patch that a pirate (buccaneer) wears, and the shit is brown, representing the mud.

"This chick was totally hot, so I tackled her and gave her a muddy buccaneer"

muddy buccaneer by Matt & Gavin April 27, 2004

muddy dugout 

a very sloppy, used more than twice, been arond the block, ass hole.

carmen has a muddy dugout.

muddy dugout by skyn December 17, 2003

muddy pig 

the act of sticking ones vagina flaps up a mans nose, forcing him to open his mouth, and then proceeds to shit in his mouth.

Weston's mom gave Derek a muddy pig while he was sleeping for calling her a milf.

muddy pig by weston's mom AKA milf January 16, 2008