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workplace mullet

In the age of COVID19, many people are working online and using video conferencing apps. When a person dresses in work clothes from the waist up and doesn't pay attention to what they're wearing below the waist because it can't be seen on video, they're wearing a workplace mullet.
Today on our online staff meeting, I wore a workplace mullet. No one knew I had my pajama bottoms on!
by Author_Dad_Curious April 1, 2020
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Mullet Wazompski

The Love child of Sully and Mike Wazowski. He has a Mullet
"Did you see Mullet Wazompski over there?"
"Yeah, he's so cool!"
by Romcyclator May 25, 2021
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The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.
please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse
by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022
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mullet shy

When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet
Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”
by HapaJohn October 14, 2020
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sex mullet

Adjective. Formal wear worn by a woman who is looking to conceal her naked body by wearing only a sport coat, while laying in bed waiting for her partner to join. A Sex Mullet is like a mullet haircut, business on the top, party on the bottom. Could be considered a form of lingerie in business districts or political settings.
I new I was in for a good time when I found my wife wearing a Sex Mullet.

I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet

Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet
by Plkellyak May 8, 2018
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Chin-mullet

Beard, in particular the large, bushy, carefully groomed and shaped beard favoured by hipsters a few years ago. Now unfortunately taking the place of the mullet as the most ridiculed fashion accessory.
Hey! Look at that guys beard!
Oh yeah the chin-mullet is strong in this one!
by Blak Hoody November 29, 2017
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Maria-Mullet

A female with a mullet that believes it looks good and is in style.
The police chief will be in later to perm her Maria-Mullet .
by Soldier309 July 5, 2016
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